The Amazon Kindle Is A Chick Magnet

October 26, 2009 by Michael
Filed under: Product Reviews, Seduction Blogs, Seduction Tips

So I couldn’t resist any longer and I got my own Amazon Kindle a week ago. Yeah, I love the damn thing, but this is not a review of what the Kindle is like. Rather, it is a review of what it’s like to be a Kindle owner.

The day after my Kindle arrived in the mail, I left for a four-day pleasure trip to Las Vegas. As I took my seat in the plane, I smiled at the nice-looking young woman sitting beside me, already planning a clever opener for a couple minutes later, once we were both settled. I never got the chance. As I removed the Kindle from my backpack, intending to slip it into the seat pocket in front of me, this happened:

HBCurious: “Oooh, is that the new Kindle?”
Hero: “Yeah, I just got it yesterday and I’ve already loaded it up with some cool stuff.”
HBCurious: “Can I see it?”
Hero: (playfully mistrustful) “Well… OK, but don’t break it, you look a little like a klutz.”
HBCurious: (with a devilish smile) “I do not! You’re just teasing me. Wow! It’s so light. Show me how it works…”

We proceeded to have a friendly, flirty conversation for the duration of the flight. Turns out she was joining some girlfriends there for a bachelorette party. We exchanged numbers and later made arrangements to meet again. Without disclosing any more details, I’ll just say that my Las Vegas trip turned out to be more of a pleasure trip than I originally planned!

Now fast forward to the end of the trip, when I am sitting at the airport gate waiting to board the return flight. I have my Kindle out, working my way through a new business book I’d been meaning to read for a long time. A woman in her 30s, easy on the eyes, walks right over to me and asks if she can hold it and see how it feels. I oblige and she proceeds to pepper me with a dozen more questions about the technical aspects of the device and my overall rating of its service.

Finally liberated from her interrogation, I take my seat in the plane and continue my reading. My seatmate eventually arrives – a gorgeous 19-year-old girl studying to become a paralegal. Once more, I didn’t even need to turn on the charm:

HBParalegal: “Oh my gawd, is that the new Amazon reader!?”
Hero: “Yes, pretty cool, huh?”
HBParalegal: “It’s so small! Can I check it out?”
Hero: “Well, OK… but I really didn’t want you to see all the porn I loaded onto it.”
HBParalegal: (laughing and looking me right in the eyes) “That’s OK, I like porn too.”

A nice conversation, a little kino, and a number close.

My advice to those of you who are struggling with your openers and need a little help: don’t get a dog, get a Kindle! It doesn’t pee or chew up the furniture and is probably less expensive in the long run.

Just don’t plan on getting much reading done outside the house.

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